Finally a place where an old retarded person can make a contribution to our society!

So you wanna hear about a great new invention, huh? (FIRST DRAFT)

By pot-luck, I think I may have invented something almost as good as inventing fresh water (??wt*??).

If you happen to find anything like what I developed as described below, please let me know.

Crapilator 1

First I will tell you what my first prototype consists of:

1.) One butchered ac hotplate element

2.) that fits into the bottom of one butchered pressure-cooker,

3.) along WITH (drum-roll please), a magic button to activate a'la ELECTROCUTION CHAMBER!!!

No shit

Here's how I made it:

After removing the center lug of the pressure-cooker's lid and squeezing a couple of wires down into it, I then soldered two point sets (4 in all) to two internally exposed electrodes (sounding good so far?).

Fecal matter and urine dropped inside is almost instantly converted to a completely safe product (or for real bad shit, you might choose to torture the crap for extra minutes, just because you can).

Proceeding further down (beyond the electrodes) are the heating element which is located at the bottom where a rough 500 degrees can be attained in as little or less than 5 minutes using solar (done in seconds using 110v AC electricity!).

But get this!

We don't need 500 degrees to kill pathogens and bad bacteria, so my first prototype is way over-kill already!!!

All that is needed is 140 degrees to kill all pathogens and bad bacteria.

So we could scale it down to an even 200 degrees (instant zaparoonie and done).

Technically you now can throw that crap on the ground and run for cover! Oh wait, I didn't lead up to that part yet.

No pathogens or bacteria can survive using my "crapilator".

The crapilator works on DC or AC electric!

I am using solar for the crapilator because that is what is available in this building, so when I refer to time-frame it is using free electricity (which basically means the unit will perform faster and more efficiently using standard household electricity).

So by pressing the magic button you are SIMULTANEOUSLY electrocuting and heating to a proper temperature annihilating anything that is alive in your urine or feces means No More Flushing our soon-to-be precious water down the drain!

After processing your poo in the crapilator, simply place the resultant product into any standard composting station and allow the good microbes (that are already in your existing compost) to introduce themselves to your sterile crap, later incorporating the humanure to your garden).

The only down-side to the crapilator (that I can see) is that all bacteria are destroyed (the good bacteria along with the bad). So it's genuinely useless, harmless, but useless crap.

What else can the crapilator be used for?

Water Purification

I'll get to that a little further down this page.

Okay, picture this:

You are in the military... active duty, and you are being shot at. Your commander tells you to find cover. Besieged, you run to save your life but suddenly find yourself having to desperately make a choice between a suicide crap or to push-on to a hiding place.

Lucky you. You made it to a safe spot and you did not even soil your pants.

(Do not laugh at our Soldier! It's a scary thing, getting shot at! If you were following me, you'd be brown already, for instance).

You found a good temporary hiding spot where you can take that emergency dump, But Wait! if you do, they will track you down for that crap (whether by being seen or smelled). You don't have time to dig a hole, that's right, bad poo.

This is where I come in.

Who's me? I can summarize that in one short paragraph.

I'm the person that bounces from one extreme to the next in a relatively short-period of time (for my age anyway).

Why did I tell you that?

Because I want to first give credit to ccchd for supplanting the idea in my head (no kidding, all they had to say was compost and manure in the same sentence and whammo, there I go).

So our local health department (ccchd), had arrived one day and mentioned something about everything...but eventually they hit on wastes and composting and vegetables and fruits and pumpkins (no kidding).

America outlaws pumpkins and gardens by Kenny Hendrick is licensed under Attribution 4.0 International

Anyway, I have a compost and love it to death. You would be amazed of the size of some of the plants and the size of the vegetables that derive from composting (done right, it's a god-send to any garden). But now the Health Department just outlawed my whole world (eeek).

So, long story short, I developed the SHITALATOR (a.k.a. "The Crapilator":)

Here's how I envision the finished product (to our military, I mean):

1.) It's the size of a medium-sized can lid but 3 inches thick when fully decompressed. It is of lightweight metal that does not easily bend.

2.) The product is a collapsible unit that when not collapsed, becomes a container that holds liquids (urine and feces is the originator's purpose, so...).

3.) The collapsible vat is where you can safely urinate and defecate. Press the small button on the side of the crapilator and voila! You have just electrocuted and heated all bacteria and pathogens for some really safe craps!!!!!

Don't misunderstand me, the crap is useless after this process. Throw that crap over your shoulder and make it to safety! (you might remember this sentence).

Not only does it make your crap safe, but you did it without wasting precious water from a flushable toilet.

So far I've not developed the collapsible version (sorry, I'm limited). However, ccchd (the Health Department here) has not replied to my repeated requests for a bulk amount of pathogen/bacteria testers. Despite that, I am absolutely 100% positive that this crapilator is above and beyond the necessary requisites for the destruction of the baddest part of any poo in existence (seriously, whether man or beast).

So if heat is all that is required to kill all pathogens and bad bacteria, then why the electrocution?

Glad you asked. For several reasons actually.

First and formost, Why Not?

Did I say it can purify water and make it safe to drink?

Once upon a time, I drank water out of a marshy area while running for my life. A small culvert was magically presented before me and I dove in. While going through spider webs and God knows what else (it was night-time so the other end was not even a faint light), I kept going stopping only momentarily (to listen). When thirst became priority, I drank with my lips beneath the wet surface and became ill for about a week (or two).

Along with the extremely ill-feeling, diarrhea, lack of energy, were some things moving in my crap and in my stomach.

You get the picture. But seriously, look it up, YOU have a zillion creatures inside of you even without the marshy water! And yet without some of those living creatures, you'd be dead.

Now just imagine if I had that crapilator with me?

I could scoop up that water, press the magic button and know that no life will be in the water, and that it is safe to drink.

As for any carcases that may be in there with that water, they are harmless after the crapilator extrapolates their little lives right out of them!

So you're probably wondering what tests I've done with this crapilator-invention of mine, and I'll tell you.

The truth is I've only tested this once with real crap because basically I ran out of crap (I'm only one small man), and until the bacteria and pathogen testers are obtained the crapilator is safely tucked into a coal/wood burner for now.

We need this technology NOW, because of the following non-all-inclusive reasons:

1.) We are RAPIDLY running out of safe drinking water (stop flushing those toilets before your crap kills us all!).

2.) I can tell you from inside-knowledge, there are so many deadly chemicals being delivered each and every day to the Water Treatment Plants (hello Tennessee Water Authority, owned by Fluor Corp.). We are told that "parts per million" makes the resultant drinking water safe. But a little chemical reaction every single day will eventually lead to a disaster. My crapilator is safe and OVER-efficient.How do I know anything about water and sewerage treatment plants? Ask me and I'll amaze you that a tard like me even concluded any contract with the government or a monopoly (not just three water treatment plants either, all happened because a State government gave me a different name.... you can read about that later, it's on my website, seek and ye shall cringe). My crapilator requires no chemicals whatsoever!

3.) Why do we need to rapidly go in this direction of refuse disposal? Because our planet is dying (did you know that?). Did you know that without all the crap of all the species in all the millenial time that earth has hosted life, that a whole lot of crapping has been going on? Our soil is becoming deserts because we are so stingy with our shit that if someone tells us "no" or "don't do this" or "don't do that", that we simply hit a brake-stand. Save the Planet.

4.) It requires less energy to use the crapilator than it does to flush the toilet with a codes-approved toilet. The cost to run solar is what I can tell you. I cannot tell you the cost to run via AC electricity (but it's probably about a dollar per annihilation). However in solar, it is a one-time solar panel purchase that will outlive you and me. It takes only one member of a family tree to make a one-time purchase of a 48v (or more) solar power source that will outlive for generations to come.

5.) WE NEED TO EVOLVE because with "climate change" will bring epoch destabilization of the planet.

Our planet is changing, and whether you are reading Revelations 17 & 18 or the newspaper, you are hearing of earthquakes occurring around the globe that are "like the birth pangs of a woman giving birth" (more frequent, more intense). Oh but there's more prophetic joy for our future, as the earth begins to suddenly spin faster, "the days will be shortened", so we might need some creative thinkers to break conventional law (and codes restrictions) to come up with a way to keep earth on earth! Our gravity works because of "luck"? If the planet spinned slower, you'd weigh more, spinning faster and you weigh less as the effects of gravity are lessened with a faster spinning planet. A faster spinning planet will spin dust upward into our breathing space. Why am I telling you this? Because Global warming is whitewashed by using the epithet of "global warming" (as if it came naturally and without neo-corpo-politico interests having made bad choices for self-advancement of their operation or group).

What we have successfully accomplished is global destabilization. And furthermore, if there's any reality to the Bible, the U.S. appears to be impacted terribly (actually no man, woman or child survives). Whether a meteor or one of the nuclear reactors or missiles that dot our landscape, something hits so hard that the planet is pushed slightly into the radiation belts that surround our lucky planet. (read middle-revelations, it's really an interesting writ all current issues considered).

Signed this poo-day of September 2021,

Kenny Hendrick

Crapilator 1
Crapilator 3
Crapilator 2

P.S. That is not poo-fluid seen around the grommet in the center photo, but coffee that was used to moisten the electric wire's shield.

"Study to show thyself as a workman that needeth not to be ashamed"

There are better videos and documentation online using search term: Humanure. The following are some related reading material I found in my hard drive:

Study 1

Study 2

Study 3

Study 4

Study 5

Study 6

Study 7

Study 8

Study 9

"Let thine own cisterns water thee"

"Be ye separate"

p.p.s. We can't afford to flush anymore, for you more worldly-driven creatures, here's your proof: Everything in Red is relevant


"CONCLUSIONS Reuse should be safe, e.g. the hygiene guidelines on use of excreta for crop production (Schönning & Stenström, 2004) should be followed. Urine and faeces supplement each other as fertilisers, urine is rich in nitrogen that is quickly available, while faeces is rich in rich in phosphorus, potassium and organics and its nutrients are not that readily available. The chemical contamination of urine and faeces is minimal and the levels of e.g. heavymetals are very low. Pharmaceuticals residues are excreted via urine and faeces. However, the soil-root barrier is very efficient and therefore the risk with these substances is probably far smaller than that associated with e.g. insecticides, fungicides and herbicides applied to crops. As these fertilisers contain all the elements removed from the field by the crop, their use decreases both the need of soil analyses and the risk for soil depletion. Reuse of urine and faeces as fertilisers essentially eliminates the risk that their nutrients pollute the environment and it enables sustainable crop production."

Well I'm off to invent re-usable toilet paper now. You should go somewhere else.

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